About
The Guerilla Press FAQ
1. What is the GP Network? How can it help me?
The Guerilla Press is a multimedia organization with more than a decade of involvement in graphic design, promotions, and screenwriting. You’ve seen artwork from Guerilla Press in your favorite magazine, at your local bustop, and on the cover of that album you didn’t download. Based in Los Angeles, the Press provides quality service to clients all across the map, and its proximity to Mexico only enhances its rich foreign-policy experience.
2. Who can join the GP Network?
Almost anybody. Designers, musicians, producers, writers, and YOU – are all invited to become a part of the Guerilla Press Network. You can inquire about design rates, leave drunken, late-night comments, or maybe just ask the name of the guy from that movie. I probably know it.
3. Almost? So who can’t join the GP Network?
The Guerilla Press is overseen by a bleeding heart L.A. liberal, so tolerance is the adopted policy. That said, you will not encounter the following elements in the GP Network:
- Roaches. The home office of the GP Network does not have a roach problem. But if it did, however, we would devise new and exciting ways to torture them.
- Ironic beer-drinking. Correlation does not imply causation. Just because Hipster D@#$%bags drink Pabst BlueRibbon, does not mean that drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon makes you a Hipster D@#$%bag. Indeed, Pabst Blue Ribbon is a perfectly decent beer, and has been one long before you grew a moustache and bought a courdoroy blazer.
- Am I legally precluded from issuing bounties? How does that work exactly? I dunno. But just in case, I totally wouldn’t mail you a cashier’s check for $100 to punch this guy in the face.
4. What’s the story behind the GP Network’s odd preoccupation with O.J. Simpson? It’s sick and weird.
You’ll be sorry you asked. But if you really want to know, have a look.
5. How do you like your ribs?
Hot. Hotter. Hottest.
